METALDEHYDE

無題。

尋日同媽媽去惠康做奴隸
之後佢去OK換鮮奶, 笑鬼死

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STAFF: 多謝你$XX.X(裝袋)

媽媽: 呀!!!唔好裝佢入去呀!!!(叫到好似嗌救命咁)

STAFF:(汗)哦 (將個膠袋放回去)

媽媽: (將果兩個要退番去的空樽裝係個袋度)...咦!?我裝錯左!(把兩個空樽拎出黎再放番兩支奶入去)

STAFF+條隊後面個細路: XD

我: ORZ

媽媽: 哎呀真係唔好意思, 差D拎錯個樽番去!

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媽媽: 咦點解部電腦有得睇火舞龍蝦既?
姐: 係呀, 有得單撈架嗎
媽媽: ...咁雙撈洗唔洗加錢?
我: 要呀(開始拎轉頭偷笑)
媽媽: 哇乜咁架!? 睇電視都要加錢!?(講完返左去煮飯)
姐+我: XDDDD(笑倒在地上)

REPORT

TREASURE CHAMBER REACHES LEVEL 10,
BUT NOTHING HAPPENS SINCE I DIDN'T DESTROY ANYONE'S TREASURE CHAMBER FOR THE ARTIFACTS.

SHIT I REALLY WANTS THE HALF CROP CONSUMPSION ARTIFACT. IMPROVED MERCHANTS AND IMPROVED SPIES ARE GREAT TOO...

SERVER 5 ACCOUNT DELETED,
COZ MY VILLAGE ARE SURROUNDED BY LOTS OF AGGRESSIVE PLAYERS. ALSO DISCOVERED THAT EACH SERVERS' PLAYER HAS DIFFERENT STYLE.
SINCE I PREFER THE STYLE OF SERVER 1 AND 6 MORE - PEACE AND UNITED, I LEFT SERVER 5.

SERVER 6'S PLAYERS ARE MOSTLY VERY UNITE, BUT SOME ARE AGGRESSIVE.
BUT I KNOW WHEN THERE'S AGGRESSIVE PLAYERS, ALLIANCE MUST PUT THE SHIT TOGETHER IN ORDER TO KEEP AWAY FROM BEING FARMED.

I MADE GRAMMER MISTAKES EVERYWHERE *SIGH* ENGLISH IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME.

AND I HAVE ADDED TONS OF PEOPLE IN MY ALLIANCE IN SERVER 6 TO MY MSN LIST. MOSTLY KIND AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE.

無題。

今日LUNCH好無聊咁過左,
之後升天節SERVICE,
悶到成校訓到幾乎成仙咁滯
我仲要勁燸, SUSAN叫ALL STAND
我仲訓緊, 之後起身, 但係我仲訓緊
之後D禱文集呀乜屎垃圾都跌曬落地下
我仲要勁大聲咁「呀!!」左一聲
攪到俾寶寶笑- -" 當堂成個醒曬。
果個咩主教講咁耐我都係張開眼睛咁訓緊覺
佢講咩我咩印象都冇 真無奈
放學去左扭蛋, 去左KFC
研發左一堆外星語言
JERBIE
BOBBIE
LUNBIE
HAIBIE
JERBOING
ROJER
BIE
SUPER LUBBIE
哈哈 欣欣陪我發神經

無題。

今日上左4堂MATHS-___-
唔洗上PE, 好開心咁做MATHS
中文堂...令人顫慄的一堂
ASSEMBLY不斷食百力滋, 食到食曬為止
之後HEALTH ED.請人黎, 講食煙
原來食得太多煙條利會長毛!! 勁鬼核突唔知咩事
攪到唔係好想食飯但係都係要食飯
ACCOUNT雞LEE冇返攪到要上MATHS
算, 上MATHS好過上ACCOUNT
文學KO左MATHS D CLASSWORK
放學補CIT, 十分快樂嘻嘻嘻=]
王堅的GAG...XD

METALLIZE

XANGA

突然想係果邊post野 haha
不過寫日記都係寫呢邊

無題。

今日上ACCOUNT驚到嘩, 手都震埋
LADY坐左係我隔離, 噴氣式的笑聲使我心神不寧!

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LADY: 同學你有冇MEMO紙?
SAU LING: 咩野係MEMO紙呀?
LADY+RITA: XDDDDD

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LUNCH睇雜誌就過左!
宗教, 今堂好好笑

MATHS堂

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MS.NGAN: 張秀玲,點解你冇做CLASSWORK?
SAU LING: (手掩胸口)唔好意思呀!!!
MS.NGAN: 唏, 見你咁誠懇, 放過你啦!!
同學: XDDDDDD

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放學去左APM, 佢地買DA VINCI CODE戲飛
但係我冇咩興趣 所以 冇得睇AUDREY TAUTOU T_T
去左觀廣食野 好好食!
返屋企果陣見到SYLVIA

苦命!

今日返到學校auau下咁
maths test都唔知做緊咩-_-
comm悶到痴筋, 計ratio, 篤篤下就一個數, no challenge
eng, 做工作紙 如果mrs wu講既野發生係我身上
我一定會唔返學!
lunch傾傾下計我都唔記得點樣就過左
geog抄抄抄 中文講詩
放學拿拿臨回家ko account同geog

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開工, 有300幾蚊呀今次呢篇
不過d字再次漫天飛舞...implement? evaluation?下?香玲?earning呀下?
jasmine又咩黎架?唔係女人名黎架咩!?? 咩野係measuration? 字典都冇!!!
血壓單位係bt定dt定tb定bd定td呀? 我都冇讀過!
聽唔到又要reverse番去前幾秒再聽
再次發覺我係個英文白痴-______-
錢總是難賺的 期待緊下個禮拜個得意妹妹黎我屋企補習
佢個樣同我細個果陣餅印咁架, 都係on99既小丸子咁XD
幾好呀, 有錢收仲可以同個咁得意既東東玩一個鐘
工作內容仲要淨溫dictation 唔怪得之我家姐咁多錢

40幾分鐘 我到e+都係做左4分鐘咋做左我半個鐘
做到隻耳仔好痛 班仆街真係要去上堂學下點講野
一句野可以有3個 「即係其實呢...」 「即係咁樣...囉」 「乜乜呢下」
patient變披神 你讀屎片!? 聽到我死 仲要講到一舊舊
我好奇怪點解d人會聽得明 鬼食泥咁
個miss又古古怪怪, 每句就吊個"係咪呀?"係最後, 個語調仲要一樣

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掉轉左之後發覺好似*0*
個咀, 個頭, 隻眼望落去個角度同個眼神, 條頸, 支咪
好懷疑個作者係larc fans

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好神奇啊!!

無題。

點解會冇8號風球...shit
打風打到發發聲, 把遮也反到發發聲
上文學訓到流口水 流到撻撻聲
今日把遮反左無數咁多次
英文堂3個黎睇我地上堂
佢地好無聊係又笑唔係又笑
lunch hidy佢地係度出iq題
答案都幾無聊
放學等小巴
好啦e+我要賺錢, 打字
$38一個鐘 wahaha

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用左３個幾鐘打果篇野
工作內容係佢俾半個中既錄音你
之後打番曬佢地講既野出黎
雖然艱辛,
但係我要去camp!我要去camp!!我要去camp~!!!


所以充滿血汗咁打左佢出黎
家姐話比多篇我打
聽日啦haha 今個week extra bonus $304!!
不過d人講野一舊舊,聽到我好難受
個姑娘把聲好似外星人好有趣
咩scenario呀hca呀ward呀placement呀
d醫院字好似風球咁打埋黎攪到我聽2秒就要停低打字
d男仔又講到一舊舊好似自閉咁
聽到我天人交戰血肉橫飛
decision making又成日出現 打到我好似死狗咁死死下
不過真係不失為一份有趣的工作

FAKE? - NEW SKIN

Don't need no broken soul
Stitched up and hidden under every pore
I had a hell but I've
Overgrown it and reached up out of that mode

You gotta glow
New skin emerging and I'm not letting go
I like to shine it on my face like gold
I don't even really wanna know my old self
You're changing

Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back

You've got it all wrong
I died once to save my life
Saw it in a tribute
Saw it in a tribute in a magazine

I hear it calling again and again
My past keeps clawing in
I hear it calling on the radio
On this old broken stereo

Oh yeah It's just a feeling that I never believed I'd know
Oh yeah I love to feel it grow
Oh yeah It's what I needed and it's all that I want to own
Oh yeah I had to feel it's always on my mind

Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back

Oh yeah It's just a feeling that I never believed I'd know
Oh yeah I love to feel it grow
Oh yeah It's what I needed and it's all that I want to own
Oh yeah I had to feel it

Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back
Yeah had to get some
Had to get it and I'm never gonna give it back

Slipknot - I Am Hated

The whole world is my enemy - and I'm a walking target
Two times the devil with all the significance
Dragged and raped for the love of a mob
I can't stay - because I can't be stopped
Eat motherfuckers alive who cross us
I know you're all tired of the same ol' bosses
Let me tell you how it's gonna be
I'm gonna kill anyone who steps up in front of me

Welcome to the same ol' fucking scam
Same ol' shit in a dead fad

Everybody wants to be so hard
Are you real or a second rate sports card?
They all lost their dad or their wife just died
They never got to go outside - SHUT UP
Nobody gives a fuck
it doesn't change the fact that you suck

(We are) The anti-cancer
(We are) The only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
(We are) Bipolar gods
(We are) You know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore

Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool
But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud - so fuck you
Standing out is the new pretension
Sreamline the (sic)ness, half-assed aggression
You gotta see it to believe it, we all got conned
All the mediocre sacred cows we spawne
Put your trust in the mission
We will not repent - this is our religion

(We are) The anti-cancer
(We are) The only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But waht's inside of me, you'll never know
(We are) Bipolar gods
(We are) You know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore

I AM HATED
YOU ARE HATED
WE ARE HATED

Everything sucks and I can prove it
Everybody dies, shuffle on, remove it
Idividuals, indispensable
I'm the paradox deity vessel
...the other side holds no secret
But this side is done, I don't need it
Before you go, you should know you're breaking down
You'll be rotten by the time you're underground

(We are) The anti-cancer
(We are) The only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
(We are) Bipolar gods
(We are) You know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore

(We Are) The source of conscience
(We Are) Distorted sentients
There's only one thing left
And I can't leave until it's sated
(We Are) The absolute
(We Are) Controlling you
They're closing in, I can't escape
I AM HATED